Fandt lige et par sjove vendinger, håber alle forstår Engelsk godt nok til og forstå dem..=

Life is a test, and I didn´t take very good notes....

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke...


Don´t take life to seriously..you won´t get out alive... :bom:


I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it...

You have the right to remain silent..anything you say will be misquoted... ::

They keep saying the right person will come along...I think a truck hit mine...

Choclate, Coffee, Men....some things are just better rich..

There are many types of ships..There are plastic ships, wooden ships, metal ships...but the best and most important kind of ships are friendships... :heart:

The surest sign that intelligent life exists somewhere in the universe is, that it has never tried to contact us....



Knus Yallas :rabbit:

Take my advice. I don't use it anyway

one may be a smart hero, but the crowd is silly and following the herd.

Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.
Winston Churchill

The way I see it, God put me on Earth to achieve a certain number of things.
By now I'm so far behind, I'll never die.
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius (551 BC - 479 BC)

-Success is the result of good judgment.
Good judgment is the result of experience.
Experience is often the result of bad judgment!